My Happiest Day Ever!!!/Slice Of Life #2

     My happiest day EVER?!  THIS ONE IS EVEN HARDER THAN ONE FOOD FOREVER!!

     Hmm...  Well, I’ll just list a couple REALLY happy, fun, and recent or recent-ish days I can remember well.  I can’t say their exact date, but I’m pretty sure I know what year or maybe even month they were in.

     One super happy day was the day I went to friend Sophie’s house and Sophie, my friend Sarah, and I all had a sleepover!  I’m pretty sure that was earlier this month, but I think it also could’ve been in late September.

     My memory isn’t all that great, but I remember some random things a lot better than things that would make more sense to remember.

     Anyway, it was really fun.  We stayed up late and did role-plays (that involved Sarah playing Peridot from the cartoon Steven Universe, pretending to be a cat.  I was a very round, small orange cat with big eyes.  Sophie was a black cat that was cursed to seem nice, but actually was evil.), listened to music, watched YouTube, drank Izzies, ate some pizza and breadsticks, and just... were really weird.  But in a good way!  A fun way.  I guess...

     So that day I got to see some of my best best friends, but earlier on in the day I also got to see my family!  I don’t remember anything bad or there being any arguments with friends or family, it was a GREAT day!  Very happy indeed.

     Oh, and my family was at my house and on my mom’s phone (the only device in the house with internet) and they finally caught up watching some episodes of an anime we’re really into, I saw those episodes at the Berwyn Library.

     The anime is called Kodocha, and we have all the DVDs for the 1st season except one.  That DVD has 4 episodes, just like all of them.  But those episodes have some really big stuff and CRAZY stuff going on.  My family saw it that day, and stayed up really late to do so.  Just like me and my friends stayed up super late!

    Well, maybe I’ll talk about some other happy days, but this post is long enough!  Yeah, I guess I’ll talk about  it some other time.  Bye!

The Most NOT Dumb Thing I’ve Ever Done?! IDK!!

     I honestly have no idea what my greatest achievement is.  Really.  I guess I’m smart, but I don’t feel like I’m any kind of child genius or anything, but an achievement might have to do with that.

     Wow.  Just as I was finishing that last sentence besides “wow” I just thought of the most obvious thing.  It has to do with my food, you MIGHT be able to guess, it’s not that unlikely!

     Are youuuuu readyy?  My... GRRRRREAATest achievement... iiiiiiiiiis... be... com... ing... aaaaa...

     VEGETARIAN!!!

     You might know some people around my age or maybe even younger who are vegetarians, but trust me, it can be pretty hard.  Also, the majority of my life I have been a vegetarian and I started at 5 years of age!  You PROBABLY don’t know any 5 year old vegetarians or people who started then.

     And, no, my family is not vegetarian.  Maybe at some point some distant or really old deceased relative of mine was, but I don’t know anything about that.  My mom isn’t, my dad isn’t, my brother isn’t, well, you get the idea.  This whole thing was my decision.

     You might be asking to yourself: “What’s the point?  It’s gone anyway and it tastes so GOOD!  NOT eating it is a waste, eating it isn’t!”

     Well, here’s my side of the story.  To me, all animals are fellow creatures.  Some are more advanced than others, like comparing dogs, parrots, dolphins, and cats to a chicken or something.  But in some way, whether it’s BIG or small, all animals care.  They all have some sort of love.

     We all have minds, and the same cells, and we all have that urge and determination to keep going and living.  We all think about SOMETHING.  Even though I probably usually don’t convince more people to be vegetarian and meat wouldn’t sell as much, it just feels weird to me to eat something that has even pretty much the same cells as us.

     And all the animals that are dangerous or deadly, they’re either acting in self defense, it’s a misunderstanding (like sharks attacking people in yellow or that are bleeding), they can’t help it and it’s just the way they are (like porcupines with spines, or like mosquitoes, they aren’t advanced enough to change their diet, or something), or it’s something that us HUMANS have created.  Lots of animals only hurt people because they were hurt themselves, like with animal abuse.

     I have other reasons I made this choice, but this is pretty long already, and I don’t want to take up your time reading this, since you pretty much are guaranteed not to become a vegetarian.  This is a blog post, not a debate thing.  I hope this post wasn’t offensive to you...  Well, bye!

Singer Or Writer?

     Oh no...  NOOOOOOOOO!!

     They got the two jobs I pretty much want most in the world!  How do I decide?!  I LOVE to sing! I LOVE to write!  I think I’m great at both!                          

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     IIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOON’T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

     Okay...  I’ve calmed down...  I have decided.  It’s not like this will actually effect my future job.  It’s just what I’m thinking at the MOMENT.

     I choose singer, BUT I’d still write my OWN songs, I’d just be super famous and popular for singing them instead of writing them.

     Sometimes I burst out singing at random times, I like to sing to myself, I participate in Choir, I sing to my family, sometimes my friends, and yes, in the shower.

     I REALLY love singing.  And writing.  But singers are more famous and get paid more.  So, yeeeeeeeeeah.  I’m in it for the mula too-la.  Wow.  That sounded extremely stupid.

     Sure, famous singers would have swarms of fans attacking them EVERY WAKING MOMENT of their life.  Actually, every sleeping moment, too, if that’s a thing.  They’d be in my dreams...

     But right now...

     THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ONLY ONE FOOD?!

     RRRGH!  So hard!  How can I have just ONE favorite food?!  Hmmmmm...

     Wait!  I know!  This is a kind of food, it’s just not very specific.  That’s why I choose it!  I choose...  (Drum-roll please...)

     A SANDWICH!!  Yes.  Definitely a sandwich, two pieces of bread and something inside.  SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.  In fact, you don’t even have to use two slices of bread, you could even use waffles!  The magic of sandwiches...

     I really wanted to choose spaghetti, too, but I could even put spaghetti IN a SANDWICH.

     There are many different established kinds of awesome sandwiches, too.  Like grilled cheese and egg salad.  See, isn’t this a great choice?!

     YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER STUPID THING YOU WANT IN A SANDWICH!!  IT’S AMAZINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!

     Bread goes well with ANYTHING (as long as you like the condiment or food you’re putting it with...)!!!!  And bread isn’t REQUIRED for a sandwich, like I said.  (Waffles, oh yeah!!)  As long as there are two things with more things in between, it’s a sandwich!

     Good bye, good luck, may the sandwiches be with you.

2nd News This Week!! California Fire

2nd News This Week!! 

California Fire

     hOI!!  This post is pretty late, and I’m not doing news from LAST week or the week before or whenever, I’m just doing it from THIS ACTUAL week.  Today I’ll be talking about the California fire.

     Right now, as I speak (but not LITERALLY), the fire in California is crackling and burning and destroying more and more, but unlike a few days ago, progress IS being made.  It’s definitely not over yet, but there’s a noticeable change in the fire and there’s less fire than there was.

     So far, at LEAST 40 people have died from these flying flames, and countless homes have been burned down.  Not just homes, though.  All SORTS of buildings.

     But don’t forget about nature, either.  Forests with all those trees and animals are being eaten away by the devastating orange and red.

     Please, while we’re safe here in Illinois, think about all the firefighters and people and animals without homes or lives.

Here’s My Campaign Motto: Tiny Orange, Big Dreams

Clementine For President (Not REALLY): 🍊 Tiny Orange, 🇺🇸 Big Dreams

     Welp, this assignment is obviously going to have a bunch of people saying that Trump is stupid and that they’re much better and everyone’s going to go ON and ON complaining about him.  Well, not me!  I don’t like Donald Trump OR Hillary Clinton for many reasons, but I’ll actually talk about how I would help America.  NOT how I think people shouldn’t.  Ha ha!  😝

     If I were president, things would be VERY different and it probably wouldn’t end up well.  Only because I’m a 6th grader and you have to be 35 AT LEAST to be president.  But putting that aside, I’d be the 1st woman president.  If I were 35 (which I’m freaked out about, I mean, I just picture myself being really tall and skinny and having a mustache at 35) and president, and I actually WANTED to be president and was confident, I think I’d do a good job.

     Also, I’d make it so taxes wouldn’t go to abortions and I’d try to convince people as politely as I could that it just isn’t right to terminate your OWN unborn baby.  If one was to have, uh uhm, well, sexual relationships with someone, they should of course be ready for a baby!  If they do it anyway and just weren’t thinking, they should at LEAST put the developing baby up for adoption!  There are thousands and thousands of couples that want a baby, but the wife can’t give birth.  If someone really must get intense with their relationship and not want a baby, give it to someone who really does.

     Yes, I am very pro life, and many people who like lots of the modern Democrats think they’re pro life, but the truth is almost all Democrats are for abortions.  I like all the Democrats, they’re all nice and have big dreams.  But, it’s sad because the only thing that’s a conflict for me is that they’re pro abortion/choice, which is a very big deal for me.  A developing baby dies every TWO SECONDS from an abortion, and they think it’s fine!  I think they just don’t realize how bad it really is.

     I’d lower taxes for middle class and lower class people, and just keep it the same for upper class.  ESPECIALLY for Illinois taxes.

     I wouldn’t threaten enemy countries and stuff, and instead try to make deals.  Like, I’d give them this if they would stop doing whatever.  If it was really serious, then I would have to declare war.

     I’d also ban smoking, unless some Native American tribe had some sort of special ritual that involved pipes.  There aren’t really any good things that come out of smoking.  People die, it smells bad, it hurts your reputation, and it just looks gross.  What’s so cool about slowly destroying yourself by puffing out black smoke?  TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!  I don’t get it.

     So, those are the main things that would happen during my fake presidency.  Bya!